On Sunday, I got to work with a friend of mine who is currently expecting her third baby (hey, they're just trying to keep up with me, lol). She was trying to keep the sex of the baby a secret, but I knew it was a boy...and she confirmed this when I saw her.
"We can't agree on a boy name," she said. Of course, since I'm an expert on naming boys, and we couldn't agree on a girl name when Audrey was in the oven, I could sympathize and offered my assistance.
I swear, I ran through every cool name I could think of, but they were either old boyfriends, cousins, names of weird acquaintances, etc. I went for the obvious, and said, "Name him after his Dad (David), you can't go wrong with that, and listen to this" and I pronounce it for her in Spanish, "it sounds so sexy." Like you want your newborn to have a sexy name, lol, hey I was grasping at straws here, we'd been at it for almost an hour, I can only handle so much rejection... She laughs and says, "You know, my mother-in-law said the same thing! But I don't know, he doesn't want to name him after himself because he doesn't want to hurt our other son's feelings..."
"Well," I said, "I can't think of any more."
On the way home, I'm running through names in my head, and nothing strikes me. Once I'm home, I'm standing in the kitchen, talking to Mr W (who's in the recliner, with his back to me)...
"Hey, my friend, Steph, is having a boy, and I'm trying to come up with some names for her..." I relate the story of how all the names were rejected. "So, honey, try to think of a boy's name. If we were having another boy, what would you call him? Come on, think."
There's the briefest of pauses, and he says:
"Lucifer." I am instantly doubled over in laughter, as he goes on: "Because if we had another, it would definately be hell in here."
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. I'm sure the spray would've reached him.
Once again, I'm reminded of why I keep him around. He makes me laugh, at myself sometimes; he makes me laugh, at whatever is pissing me off at that moment; he makes me laugh, and that sets everything straight again. Who can't use a little of that?
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There are 4 girls in my house - Denielle, Gabrielle, Noelle & Arielle. However, after Noelle, my parents were having a hard time trying to figure out what to name the last daughter in order to keep the names rhyming. 2 funny suggestions I gave (hey - I was 8 or 9 at the time) were Azrielle and Gargamelle - from the Smurfs. :)
Denielle
I'm kinda partial to Remo, but her husband might start asking questions.
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