Eau de Glade

As I sat here at my computer, researching something or other (okay, 'window' shopping) I let out an unseemly noise.

Well, I tooted.  (We all do it.)

Kinda loudly.  (Um, pretty loudly.)

The next thing I hear is a little body flinging itself out of the recliner, then little feet running down the hallway.  Then running back.  And then I felt a little person standing behind me.

Right then, I hear:

Shh.....Shhh....... Shhhhh.

Oh, no she didn't.

Oh, yes, she did.

My daughter ran to the bathroom, retrieved the air freshener spray, and decided she would freshen the air I'd just polluted.

She giggled madly and ran down the hallway again.

"Ewwww, Mommy." 

To think, all the dirty diapers I changed, the butts I wiped....they mean nothing?

She better hope I never need Depends.