Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Eau de Glade

As I sat here at my computer, researching something or other (okay, 'window' shopping) I let out an unseemly noise.

Well, I tooted.  (We all do it.)

Kinda loudly.  (Um, pretty loudly.)

The next thing I hear is a little body flinging itself out of the recliner, then little feet running down the hallway.  Then running back.  And then I felt a little person standing behind me.

Right then, I hear:

Shh.....Shhh....... Shhhhh.

Oh, no she didn't.

Oh, yes, she did.

My daughter ran to the bathroom, retrieved the air freshener spray, and decided she would freshen the air I'd just polluted.

She giggled madly and ran down the hallway again.

"Ewwww, Mommy." 

To think, all the dirty diapers I changed, the butts I wiped....they mean nothing?

She better hope I never need Depends.

8 comments:

rollinghillsides said...

oh gosh, that is soooooo funny!   thanks for the laugh!   Kids, aren't they great.  Judy

lanurseprn said...

LOL do it to HER next time she toots!

mosie1944 said...

Paybacks are hell.

screaminremo303 said...

Mmmmmm...  Venezia's??

perkysgrl said...

HA!

I think you are right...

We deserve to give them
some of their own medicine ;)

~Jenn

katie39041 said...

Lol lol, happy thanks giving day
love and hugs
katie

jevanslink said...

Could she stop by my house?  After all I ate today, a full contact methane release is imminent.  

Mrs. L

mrsm711 said...

I hear it happens!  My kids would never expect that out of me.  Not me!  LOL
http://journals.aol.com/mrsm711/LatteDah/     Tracy