Saturday morning, the kids were around the table, eating.
I was still no where near up to anything, but was making an appearance. And of course, the sight of Mommy means "Oh, yay ! Mommy is here! She will feed us! She will be nice to us! Sir, you are dismissed!" (as they look expectantly at Mr W to leave the room)
I was assailed with "I want, can I have, I want" and as Mr W intervened (thus saving a few lives) Audrey came up to me with the carton of chocolate milk. I sighed, and semi-hissed, "Give me the pinche milk," reaching for the milk and her glass. (pinche just means 'darn'; technically, not one of the worst curses I utter in Spanish)
I hear Ryan begin to sing, what sounded like "Bingo" for the most part, and was rolling my eyes, mentally walking back down the hallway to my bedroom, when I hear this:
"...and Pinche was his name-o..." and then Ben joined in, to help: "P-I-N-C-H, P-I-N-C-H..." and soon, Audrey was singing it too.
Mr W and I exchanged looks, raising eyebrows, before I started giggling like mad.
It hurt to laugh, and I couldn't stop either myself or them. We didn't scold them, but told them that was probably not the version they should sing at school.
I went back to bed.
So far, no notes or phonecalls regarding the new lyrics.
I wonder if anyone would even notice, considering that song is one of those that goes straight in and shuts off the brain.
I can only hope.